Archive for April, 2019


Cuyahoga Valley National Park Rebrands Name To ‘The Hog’ – Old Name Too Hard To Spell – Not ‘Hip’ Enough – Subway Announced As New Corporate Sponsor

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Cuyahoga Valley National Park Rebrands Name To ‘The Hog’ – Old Name Too Hard To Spell – Not ‘Hip’ Enough – In Unrelated Move Subway Announced As New Corporate Sponsor And Showcases Subway’s ‘The Hog’ Sandwich Cuyahoga Valley National Park proudly unveils its brand new name ‘The Hog.’ Park officials cited many […]

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Now Proud Sponsor Of Mt. Rainier National Park – Peak To Be Sprayed Environmentally Safe Pink Gel – Minimal Helicopter Noise – Wildlife Not Impacted – Monies Raised

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE <Redacted> Now Proud Sponsor Of Mt. Rainier National Park – Peak To Be Sprayed Environmentally Safe Pink Gel – Minimal Helicopter Noise – Wildlife Not Impacted – Monies Raised The recent government shutdown resulted in a major loss of revenue for Mt. Rainier National Park. Park Officials considered many ways to generate […]

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The How Lee Mushroom Company Comes To Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park – Minimal Environmental Impact – Creates Jobs – Removes Waste

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The world famous How Lee Mushroom, said to be the most sought-after mushroom by top chefs in the world, is coming to the Big Island. The How Lee Mushroom is only found in China’s Volcano National Geological Park (Tengchong County) but will now be ‘Hawai’i Grown.’ This deal was made because Volcano National Geological […]

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